Capillaries and doctors 'fore you pick up your son
Hide your smoke out the window, park it on the lawn
[?]
All your brothers on couches watchin' Charles in charge
Dad kicks them out the house, they whistle, call him "sarge"
He hides in the garage

It's back behind your mother
Snapple in the cupboard
Ooh, cowards hide in cars from exes and the guards
And spill over at bars to boys with their guitars
'Cause all the boulevards of their youth melt into shards of chicka cherry cola

[?] and ovaries cryin' to dances with wolves
Your finger hovers over his number and it gives you chills
Goin' through the bills
Just then, a sudden reaction, need your satisfaction
But you know what's next and you come from a
Texan home and you feel so alone
And you feel too alone and you picture him home and

It's back behind your mother
Snapple in your cupboard
Ooh, cowards hide in cars from exes and the guards
And spill over at bars to all the boulevards
And all the little broads that lean over the cars of chicka cherry cola
Pick up the phone and dial, be the seventy-fifth caller
Name the top five songs, and you win a dollar

Back behind your mother
Snapple in the cupboard
Ooh, cowards hide in cars from exes and the guards
And spill over at bars to boys with their guitars
'Cause all the boulevards of their youth melt into shards of chicka cherry cola

Chicka cherry col- now we're older
Chicka cherry col- now we're older
Chicka cherry col- now we're older
(Chicka cherry col- now we're older)