[Verse 1]
All these people want are covers
Had your mom make up the flyers
You'd be my lover, but for another
I wish I could live a thousand lives
Court and wed a thousand wives
Sow the bed with golden lies
Journey to the center of a thousand thighs

[Chorus]
Call me when you're feeling down
Call me when he's not around
Call me, let's get out this town
You know I'm down

[Verse 2]
All the songs you like are southern
I don't know when we'll see each other
You'd be my lover, but for another
Listen to The Apples In Stereo
Rocking Pete and Paul and Mary-o
Trouble and toil, bubblin' oil
Grab some potatoes and bring 'em to boil

[Chorus]
Call me when you're feeling down
Call me when he's not around
Call me, let's get out this town
You know I'm down