[Intro]
Oh my gosh this doobie (Oh my goodness)
Okay
Hello ladies (Jesus)
(I love u Gamhead!)
Yo B pass me a coca cola(okay)
Okay

[Verse]
Saw your nan at the shops
She was lovely(lovely)
She was like a jubbly (jubbly)
Very sexy (sexy)
She was nice just like the ice on my wrist
It was fire (ooh)
Go to the shop
Sing like a choir (Oh my gosh)
Oh my I'm Quagmire (Quagmire)(Haha)
Yo Don't mess with me(Oh my god)
A to the B to the C (C?)
I'm a local MC
Slap your nan for free (ok)
Then she sucked my D for free (really?)(oh my)
Then I pay her with my D(oh)
For free(really?)
You already know (jeezus)
(aight)(okay)
Go in my car
I do not go far (okay)
Saw your nan at the car (really?)
What did I do when I went to the car?
She wanted me so I sucked her off (yuh)(yuh)(yuh)
That's the sounds that she made in bed(really?)
When she was giving me some head (ree)
In the bed (ree)
Oh my gosh It was so nice
I nearly went to heaven (heaven)
Her name was Heather (ok)
And she was light like a feather (yuh)
Yes a feather (yuh)
A feather (yuh)
She was light like a feather (oh my god)
She had a big back and I liked it (wah) a lot
It's a shame that she was a thot (thot)
Yep She was a thot (thot)
And she was on my cock (cock)(cock)(cock)
You already know (know)
How it go (go)
Get your nan on her knees and she's gonna go (go)
Yes gonna go (oh)
Sucking my shit while I'm standing like a scarecrow!
[Outro]
Yo you already know
Shoutout to the boys (yo)
Susan come get your sweets (okay then)
Haha (ouu)
*laughs and chokes on a haribo*