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The Fuck Song

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
He said to the man
Hey...
Got any grapes?
The man said; "no, we just... Sell lemonade... But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said "I'll pass"
Then waddled away
'Till the very next day

Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
He said to the man running the stand
Hey...
Got any grapes?
The man said "no... like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade. Why not give it a try?"
The duck said, "Goodbye"

Then he waddled away
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'Till the very next day

Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man who was running the stand
Hey
Got any grapes?
The man said "Look, this is getting old. I mean lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?"
The duck said, "How about no"
Then he waddled away
X3
'Till the very next day

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
Hey
Got any grapes
The man said "That's it. If you don't stay away, duck, I'll nail you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don't get too close"
The duck said, "Adios"

Then he waddled away
X3
'Till the very next day

Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man
Hey...
Got any nails?
"What?"
Got any nails
Oh, and one more question for you...
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped
He started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for awhile
He said, "Come on, duck. Let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes so you don't have to ask anymore"
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
The duck said, "Hmm... no, thanks"
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think the store
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