[Skit: Blas Elias as Donny Johnson & Mark Wahlberg as Chris Cole]
You think you can dress up like me and be a rockstar? (No Sir)
No sir
You have no idea what it takes
You think it's all sex, drugs, and rock and roll, do you, huh?
No one does a gig like how I do a gig half cut
Not even at your age
Why don't you just do your own thing?
Get your own life
It's like being bloody Elvis