[Verse 1]
Here we are
Half past dead on Friday night
In a bar
That's serving up confidence and fights
You were right when you told me I was wrong
When I said trends as sick as these never last long
All the boys celebrate their gender victory
And keep preying on the weak
And the girls celebrate defeat

[Chorus 1]
Something's wrong with this one
Something's wrong with this one
I can't be the first one with the strength
To curse my generation
Something's wrong
Is something wrong with me?

[Verse 2]
Not to say that I know anymore than you
But at least I can admit
To care is the hardest thing we do
You were right when you told me I was wrong
When I said we'd only be blinded for so long
[Chorus 2]
Something's wrong with this one
Something's wrong with this one
I can't be the first one with the strength
To curse my generation
Something's wrong
Something's wrong

[Bridge]
Before you leave and close your tab
Raise your glass to the death of the generation gap
Unless, of course, you've got other plans

[Verse 3]
Who do you think you are?
And how'd you ever get this way?
Putting lust above humanity and calling it okay
You were wrong when you told me I was right
When I said pleasure comes in ways you can't define

[Chorus 3]
Something's wrong with this one
Something's wrong with this one
I can't be the first one with the strength
To curse my generation
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Is something wrong with me?