Ruben Slikk
BlekBarmitzva
[Verse 1: Mr. B]
Yeah It's Mr. B welcome to my black Bar Mitzvah
Looking so prestigious so the hoes they call me mista'
Listen to electronica
Blow me like harmonica
Nine hoes by my side like candles up on Hanukkah
Wired like some cable
Yeah you know your boy he able
Steal your bitch up from my cradle
Cause my rims, they spin like dreidels
Better yet I'm just a bad guy
Fresher than a rabbi
Taking every n***a bitch and leave them with a sad eye
My game she about to crave it
A memory bank to save it
So I gave that hoe six pointers like the damn Star of David
Money on my mind so the bitch she need to pay me
Frugal like a Jew so even pennies need to pay me
Weed looking fluffy like the fur of Cocker Spaniels
She in a den of lions so she feeling like she's Daniel
Bitch can't deny it she was dragged in by my aura
Now we fuck reverse it's like I'm reading from the Torah

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to fuck with doja but the yola jump quicker
[Verse 2: Ruben Slikk]
Y'all n***as bread unrisen like Matzah
Gotcha, bitch slurping my dick like it's some pasta
Dread headed n***a blowing trees like a Rasta
Taking y'all to school and y'all ain't even on the roster
Fire ass trees like there's horse radish in the blunt
Big black dick, what these Jewish bitches really want
And a n***a circumcised
Chocolate dick like Willy Wonka
And my dick is circumcised
Chocolate dick like Willy Wonka
Pradas on my feet bitch, welcome to the temple
Inject the game in between your bitch's temples
Pimp shit, rolling on them beans no lentils
Make your main bitch eat a dick with no utensils
Miami n***a make the Jewish pussy pay the piper
Make the pussy open wide
Let my dick say "Shalom Haifa"
Jelly rolled ? coat with nuts cause I bust a nut
On the face of a JAP hoe, yeah a Jewish slut

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to fuck with doja but the yola jump quicker
[Verse 3: Lofty305]
It's a n***a's Mitzvah
Base head Yamaka
Talkin in Ebonics to a bitch named Monica
Excuse me Mr. Officer, what the fuck you hating for?
I ain't got no cocaina, what the fuck you take me for?
A prisoner? A criminal?
All that shit subliminal
Vibing with my white bitch, listening to minimal
And please take this as literal
Your wife is looking titty-full
All up in her ear and she said your dick is pitiful
It's critical, I'm witty mane
Never living shitty mane
Miami my city mane
I won't pimp on anything
I need aristocratic, bitches automatic
Money in my pocket through the ceiling in the attic
Faggot ass n***as get split, call me Moses
When I got that chopper in my hands, I be posing
Metro Zu be my people man, we chosen
Green ice grill looking rotten and frozen

[Hook: Ruben Slikk]
A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to fuck with doja but the yola jump quicker
A n***a getting money like a black Bar Mitzvah
Mazel Tov
Yeah she sucked my dick but I didn't kiss her
Watched her drink my nut like it was just a cup of liquor
Used to fuck with doja but the yola jump quicker