I worked on my garden for years
Trimmed my hedge to perfection
Poured boiling water over the snails
Killed the moles with poison

But as I sat down in the afternoon shade
And looked out over what I made
I thought

I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded

I worked on my garden for years
Trimmed my hedge to perfection
Poured boiling water over the snails
Killed thе moles with poison

I want to be invaded
I want to bе invaded
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded

I want to feel the worms feasting on my tender flesh
I want to smell the [?] growing on the other side of the hedge
Yeah as I sat down in the afternoons shade
And looked out over what I made
I thought
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded
I want to be invaded