[Intro]
(John)
(Yes, six)
(Yes, six)

[Verse 1: Huron John]
I'm holding grudges like a phone appointment at the apple store
'Cause they last a couple years
(And they last a couple years)
If people were compared to a department store that's at the mall
You'd be a Sears
(You'd be a Sears, oh yeah)

[Chorus: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
Nobody hit my line today, nobody said, "Hello" (Yes, six)
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?
Nobody hit my line today, nobody said, "Hello" (Everybody tellin')
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?

[Verse 2: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
We really nothing alike
I'll play the synthesizer
No drinking, bud is wiser
You nickel, not a dime, uh (Woo)
We really nothing alike
You got control of me
Can't you see, AT&T?
You really, really messin' with my self-esteem, 'cause (Ah)
[Chorus: Huron John & Shea Walters, Huron John]
Nobody hit my line today, nobody (Woo) said, "Hello" (Woo)
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?
Nobody hit my line today, nobody (Woo) said, "Hello" (Woo) (Everybody tellin')
What'd be the point of paying the bill if I don't even use the phone?

[Verse 3: Huron John]
We really nothing alike
You be drinkin' milk, I be drinkin' Fanta (Woo)
You believe in God, I believe in Santa
Put me in a bind like I am Amanda
(Uh, uh)
Pass me the Pop Rock and the Sunny D
'Cause you know I don't fuck with the coke and the codeine

[Instrumental Break: Huron John]
Mm, mm (Six)
Ooo-oo-oo, oo-oo (Six)
Ah, ooo-ah, ah-wah, oooh
(Woo, woo)

[Bridge: Huron John & Shea Walters]
Nobody, nobody, nobody hittin' me up (Oh)
Nobody, nobody, nobody sayin', "What's up?", yeah (Ah)
Everybody really knowin' that I be a scholar (Ah) (Oh)
And you really gotta pass it or I'll be a hostile (Ah)
Yeah
[Outro: Huron John & Apple's Siri]
Doo-dah
(Yes, six)
Doo-dah
Siri, direct me to a place that will make me happy
Ok, John, calling Blockbuster video
Thank you
(John)