[Verse 1]
I came home, buck in the back
She's on the porch with her bags packed
She's had enough, she's over me
Spending too much time in a pine tree

[Chorus]
She took it out of my truck
Drove off like Joe Nemacheck
She thought it would kill me but what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck?

[Post-Chorus]
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck?
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck?

[Verse 2]
She's probably at some gun and pawn
Laughing 'cause my automatic's gone
Bet she could get about a rack or so
Enough to fill her up and get her where she's gotta go

[Chorus]
But she ain't messed my season up
I had a backup under my bed
Go on and pawn it 'cause what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck?
[Post-Chorus]
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck?
What's one less .30-06 to a redneck?

[Bridge]
Yeah, you can bet your corn pile and your honey hole
I'll be back in the woods by tomorrow
It's gonna hit her 'bout 10 AM when she
Sees another dead buck on my Instagram

[Chorus]
'Cause what's one less .30-06 to a redneck?

[Outro]
She never opened it but
There's three more in my safe on deck
She thought it would kill me but what's
One less .30-06 to a redneck?