[Verse 1]
Fancy a big house
Some kids and a horse
I cannot quite...

So go on, mister
Make "Miss me," "Mrs. you"

[Chorus]
I love you, I love you
I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth
From the truth

[Verse 2]
I can nearly guarantee
You'll end up with the boot

[Chorus]
I love you, I love you
I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth, from the truth

I love you, I love you
I love you, I do
I only make jokes to distract myself
From the truth, from the truth