[Verse 1]
Peekaboo, it's Jonathan Vu
Doo-da-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo
It's Bradley Au, and he's a cow
And he says moo-oo-oo
Justin Pham is on the lam
Yeah, he is also a ham
Henry Ngo has a bowl
And he has a big cu

[Chorus]
Princeton Nguyen always wins
And he almost never sins
Parish Nguyen, he also always wins
How does that work?
But he always sins
Princeton Nguyen always wins
And he almost never sins
Parish Nguyen, he also always wins
How does that work?
But he always sins

[Outro]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(I love cheap) Jonathan
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(I love cheap) Jonathan
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
(I love cheap) Jonathan