[Verse 1]
I eat food to satisfy my hunger
I drink water to quench my thirst
I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
I prick with pin to watch it burst
To make noise, I use my breath
To unlock doors I use a key
When I'm looking for something, I use my eyes
I use booze to unlock me

[Verse 2]
I wear shoes so I can run
As to avoid the broken glass
I wear the pants because they suit me
And to discourage the pinchin' of ass
I'll tell a joke to make you laugh
I'll close the door to have a cry
They say that change and pain is a positive thing
So have I changed sincе you died?

[Chorus]
Don't ask me why I smoke
But I drink to gеt drunk
Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know
But I drink to get drunk
Don't ask me why I smoke
But I drink to get drunk
Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know
But I drink to get drunk
[Outro]
I eat food to satisfy my hunger
I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
To make noise, I use my breath
When I'm looking for something, I use my eyes
I use booze to unlock me
I eat food to satisfy my hunger
I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up