I wake up and fry and egg
And scratch the itch on my leg
And then to get coffee
And then off to the bank
And if I need to I go fill up my gas tank
And everywhere I look, I see
That everybody is just like me
Yeah, everybody is gay

I'm gay
You're gay
Everyone is fuckin' gay
Get over it
Get over it

Everybody's gay

I'm gay
You're gay
Everyone is fuckin' gay
Get over it
Get over it

Everybody's gay
Everybody'zzzzzzz gay
Everybody'zzzzzzz gay