[Intro]
911, what’s your emergency?
Hello, hello, hello? (Hello? Hello?)
Hello, yes, this bitch is really fuckin' trying me right now
So I suggest you send some help right now for her, okay
(Up to the rodeo, bitch)

[Verse]
Pull up to the saloon, who knew
I found a cowboy, he wanna do shrooms
Sweet talking me, wet like lagoon
Now he crying for the kitty, like boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Sweet talking me, wet like lagoon
But I don’t know if he only the one for me
I might make him my baby
Or I might replace him with my shorty

[Pre-Chorus]
Howdy, partner
Get down on your knees and show me why you’re worthy
Get down on your knees, yeah

[Chorus]
This ain’t my first time at the rodeo
This ain’t my first time at the rodeo
This ain’t my first time at the rodeo
Get down on your knees
Get down, get down on your knees