Sometimes I'm the Al Gore of my social circle
The unelected, the second best
And very rarely I’m a real fuckin' pushover

Sleepin' in till’ 10 AM has never felt better
I'm just a bedpunk makin' the most of my last summer
I won't keep in time with a job to scrape by or that kind of thing
And I cry sometimes because I can't help but hate the fact I'm leaving

The perfect love, the perfect way
To have the same old habits, the same clichés
Tortoise-shell glasses make me feel pretty lame
But you can't take 'em with you when it’s all gonna end ’cause

Waking up at 6 AM has never felt better
I'm just an adult waving goodbye to my last summer
I’m gonna miss my friends, I'm gonna miss this town for a stupid degree
But I'll be back to rule the world when we find meaning in our suffering

Sleepin' in till 10 AM has never felt better
We’re just some bedpunks living as if it's always summer
We won't keep in time or remember our lines when we try to sing
But we'll be back to rule the world when we find meaning in our suffering