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FUCK NAZIS

Ayyy, it's your boy
Emmy del Rio
Apes State
Brian

You say seltzer static but you drinking liquid bread
Can't drink the alcohol, I'm busy gettin' head
Fuck with the seltzer gang you get da cap
Bitches sittin' on my face, Miss Pebbles in my lap

When I roll up to the basement you already know
I bring my own cooler to the DIY show
And it's puff puff pass me up, I ain't a smoker
No need to pour me a shot, I party sober

Yeah, I'm drinking Polar
You're anti seltzer? Gross
Do you even go here? No
"But it tastes like spicy water," haha you got me!
If you don't like seltzer water, you're a literal nazi

FUCK NAZIS
Me and my whole crew, we keep it poppin
We stay so hydrated, we hang close to the potty
And sometimes shit gets weird when we spit bumpy bars
When I drink too much seltzer, I get the farts

So this one's for our mcfuckin haters
I got a message for all you dehydrators
Seltzer water is the drink of the people
We stand with all brands, everyone's equal

On some punk shit, like fuck cops, fuck borders
Tear down the system, drink seltzer water

On some punk shit, fuck cops, fuck borders
Tear down the system, drink seltzer water

You say seltzer static but you drinking liquid bread
Can't drink the alcohol, I'm busy gettin' head
Fuck with the seltzer gang you get da Glock
Bitches sittin' on my face, Miss Pebbles in my lap

Seltzer talkin shit, you can suck my clit
Seltzer talkin shit, you can suck my clit

I'm about cans, you about bags
I got the swag, spicy real icy
Water is the way, we drink it every day
Haters to the left, bubbles to the right
Go to the show, but no one gets my flow
Everyone's drinking beer, but they don't ever see it clear
I like my flavors, not stuff that needs chasers
Cherry, blackberry, give me all the sudsy

Setlzer board coming, cause bring all the bubbly
I'm about my seltzer, I bring all the flavor
Forget about all the haters cause we do it for life
We doin' the most, yeah we do it for life, toasty!

Seltzer talkin shit, you can suck my clit
Seltzer talkin shit, you can suck my clit