Hi, I'm Local News Legend, I'm in my pajamas and welcome to my dark ass kitchen

I think we say I’m quitting drinking every other week
But it’s so hard to stop when it’s the only thing that lets me sleep
And I'm so scared cause all my money's gone and I can barely walk
And it’s okay because at least it makes it easier for me to talk

And please don't think that I am just some drunk
Because I am, but let's be honest that shits pretty punk
But punk is lame, and I'm so tired of it all
So let me die, I'll see you at my funeral

Six AM I wake up and I havе some awful shakes
I go to wash my face, but all I see is somеone that I hate
And I’m so scared, cause all my love is gone and I can barely feel
But it’s okay, they hate me anyways, and none of this is real

Please don't think that I am just some drunk
Because I am, but let's be honest that shits pretty punk
And punk is lame, and I'm so tired of it all
So let me die, I'll see you at my funeral

Please don't think that I am just some drunk
Because I am, but let's be honest that shits pretty punk
And punk is lame, and I'm so tired of it all
So let me die, I'll see you at my funeral
Too honest