[Verse 1]
I got fired today
And I'm really sore about it frankly
You took my iPhone away
Unless I want to pay
My tongue is turning gray
I protest and I pray

[Verse 2]
I got fired today
From a prestigious marketing thinktank
What's a thinktank anyway?
None of us were informed
I didn't even know
What they paid me for

[Outro]
And I can't be a bartender again