[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about the love I have
'Cause it's growing by the moment, and I'd murder you to hold his hand
See, I don't even know this boy
But I want him so bad, oh, so bad
He's the singer of my favorite band
If I cornered him and locked him in a closet, he would understand
Take me away from my boring life
To his promised land

[Chorus 1]
And his song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
As long as he's not poor or dead
Then I always shall remember him

[Verse 2]
He's not like the other guys I meet
I'm sure he's always keen to listen, and the words, he sings so sweet
Like the Bible, not a fable, he'd be willing to beat
My ex-boyfriend up if they should ever meet
And as I press repeat, In the snow and sleet
I do a lap around his block, and as I swoon, I'll keep
My knife concealed 'til the dream is real and we share a suburban street

[Chorus 2]
And his song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
I will chain him tight onto my bed
So I always shall remember him
[Bridge]
Lately, I've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology
And all the negative crap that it implies
Like that I want what I want when I want it
Not when it's glimmering before my eyes
Lately, I've been wondering 'bout complex biology
Like when a stork shows up on your roof
To bring you a lovely love child
Bouncing boy, to spell out the truth

[Chorus 3]
His song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
I will fill his heart and soul with lead
So I always shall remember him

[Chorus 4]
His song is stuck in my head
His song is stuck in my head
He will take my fire, and burn instead
So I always shall remember him