[Intro]
Yeah
You know how that goes
It is, what it is though

Man 1:It's good to know that someone is more screwed up than myself

-Audience Laughs-

Man 2:I know how I feel.. but I don't know if I like feeling this way..

Man 1:Feeling what?

Man 2:Her pointy little high heels digging in my heart, man. Why would I do that again?

Man 1:Come on now. You know why. Don't make me say it Ron
You can't even admit it to yourself

Yeah

[Verse 1]
Pray for the right one
But you never really know if it's the right one
I see my past in the rearview
But I gotta look double in my head too
Like she was the one for you
How could you let her go?
So I look to my right shoulder for the advice from an angel who I know wouldn't lie too
He said "Don't let it spite you; life goes on if you like to
And pain never lasts too long if you don't get lost in the bad news"
So I never get lost in the old news
I just lay it all on Pro-Tube
I hope I never ever see your face for the rest of my days, yeah

[Bridge]
Man 1:C'mon it's the L word!

-Audience Laughs-

Man 2:I still love Whitney. Damn! Damn!

Man 1:Wait a minute. What's wrong with that?
People go their whole lives searching for someone to love
And here we are acting like it's a curse
[Chorus]
What's life?
You're just my type
Just might be, all I need
Maybe it's you, nah, maybe it's me
Maybe it's us, maybe it's lust
How would we know?
Have you ever seen love?

[Verse 2]
I know, I think too much
But, what if it worked?
What if we still don't work?
What did we learn?
Stop overthinking n***a let that shit burn
My life, full of mistakes
Hearts never learn
It's like they like being break
Everytime it happens man
I'm never the same
I don't even remember who I was when I came
Man, I used to be a lady-killer
Never forgiving none of these bitches
Oh you doubt bad?
I don't be handing out to any of my sisters
Oh shawty you all bad?
Come drop out all of your ambitions
We, don't got forever.. Sooner the better shawty
We'll do it together shawty
Whatever the weather, I service your pleasure, I'm
I'm on it like double time
I'm not like them other guys
She got the butterflies
And that's how it started
[Bridge 2]
Man 2:You not gonna believe this Ron. But I went against my better judgement and took your advice and went over to Whitney's

Man 1:Right

Man 2:She said some mean things to me

Man 1:Right

Man 2:I said some mean things to her

Man 1:Right

Man 2:And we slept together

Man 1:Wrong

Man 2:No

-Audience Laughs-

Man 2:It felt right. That's the problem

[Chorus]
What's life?
You're just my type
Just might be, all I need
Maybe it's you, nah, maybe it's me
Maybe it's us, maybe it's lust
How would we know?
Have you ever seen love?