Miss Littlely with a belly full of strawberries
Oh come on, I could be a good gardener
Even though nothing gives joy without a stern, stern look, look, look at me
Pretty and plastic oh ho ho ho, cheerleader for the pink team
Bluff and butter, just the new thing
The kids have been waiting for

Speak, speak in a soft voice, lookin' at ’em battered or broken on the wheel
You got about as much grace as a baloney sandwich
You could be my soda pop (plop!)
Even though you'll be overweight by your mid-thirties
You poor pig
Put me in a blue dress oh ho ho ho, have fun at someone else's expense
Don’t wanna call you kitten or cupcake, baby, Claire, or somethin' like that
I hope you get your stuff back oh ho ho ho, from Punk Rock Pat