Miss Little Lee with a belly full of strawberries
Oh come on, I could be a good gardener
Even though nothing gives joy without a stern, stern look, look, look at me
Pretty and plastic, oh ho ho ho, cheerleader for the pink team
Bluff and butter, just the new thing
The kids have been waiting for

Speak, speak in a soft voice, like if I'm battered or broken on the wheel
You got about as much grace as a baloney sandwich
You could be my soda pop (plop!)
Even though you’ll be overweight by your mid-thirties, you poor pig
Put me in a blue dress, oh ho ho ho, have fun at someone else's expense
Don't wanna call you kitten or cupcake, maybe Claire, or somethin’ like that
I hope you get your stuff back, oh ho ho ho, from Punk Rock Pat