You and your alternative motives
You and your salt and pepper hair
My sugar pill wife busy needing
Plum tooth penny
Back to the drawing board

I'm so unhappy for you
Mr./Mrs. Misses most things
I'm so unhappy for you
Mr./Mrs. Misses most things

Finally a wake-up call
Another wet Tuesday
Another Tuesday
Without rainfall ahead
Into blanket, pillow and bed

Time is a slow car bustling
Busy, busy, busy, slow car bed
Time is a slow car bustling
Busy, busy, busy, slow car

Time is a slow car bustling
Busy, busy, busy, slow car bed
Time is a slow car bustling
Busy, busy, busy, slow car
Gathering up about driftless driftwood
Makes nice newspaper hats
Sandwiched between, person promise
To get all your new brothers' coat

You're so clueless aren't you
Mr./Mrs. Misses most things
You're so clueless aren't you
Mr./Mrs. Misses most things