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Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
[Verse 1]
If you want to be a good monster, don't swallow mine
It's all fine and dandy, this low betrayal, oh
You found friends to agree and understand
If you want to be a good monster, don't bother

[Chorus]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet

[Verse 2]
You are a locked window, I can see in but can't get in
Locked in your room, until you've learned your lesson
I am a gift, which you refuse to open
If you want to be a good monster, open me

[Chorus]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet

Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
[Outro]
Chasing after honey, bet you found something
Why name me what I want if I am a gift
Just waiting to be opened, coming out of my shell
If I am a gift, why don't you open
Me?