[Intro]
(Oh yeah)
(Is that my concord on the altar?)
(Looks good!)

[Verse]
He's just a slutty little flirt and sister he's only gonna hurt you (watch yourself)
Ladies, I'm screaming out to you from the depths of this phallocentric tyranny
My self-concept is awaiting your invasion clumsy penetration punishment (Oh yeah)
When the hope of another wet nightmare is all we have to live for

[Chorus]
Can't help it if it's true, don't wanna be your man, just wanna play with you
I can't help it if it's true, don't wanna be your man, I just want to play with you

[Verse]
He predicted the eight-bit empire, now he occupies the blur as well
When asking why the kisses are sorrowful remember the howl of our first verse
(I'm a mental little star)

(And again)
[Bridge]
Ninjas!
Prove it!
Right!
(Right)
[Pre-Chorus]
I can't help it if it's true, don't wanna be your man, play, play

[Chorus]
Can't help it if it's true, don't wanna be your man, just wanna play with you
I can't help it if it's true, don't wanna be your man, I just want to play with you