[Verse 1]
Oh, antiquated girl
I know that you've been governed
By the clink of a shoe[?]

Oh, antiquated girl
I've got to introduce, girl
Into the new scene

[Chorus]
I had Fernando the Man
Consult the cards and
If its phrophated, I'll take you as mine, girl

[Verse 2]
Oh, antiquated girl
Your friends are truly boring
And your family's a curse

Oh, antiquated girl
They've got no relevance
Can't think of what could be worse

[Chorus]
Oh well I asked Madame Hough to
Consult the stars and
If we're not doomed, I'll take you as mine, girl
[Verse 3]
Oh, antiquated girl

Well
You told me on Monday
That you don't that stuff that's
Just how you were raised and
You had enough

You told me on Monday
That you'd rather die and I
Must get a thrill from
Making you cry

[Verse 4]
But, oh, antiquated girl
I'm only trying to help you
See the things you have missed

Oh, antiquated girl
You act as if I'm trying
To make you slit your wrist

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh

[Chorus]
I had my talented friend
Consult the Oracle
And if the gods approve, I'll take you as mine, girl
Oh, antiquated girl!

[Refrain]
You told me on Monday
That you don't that stuff that's
Just how you were raised and
You had enough

You told me on Monday
That you'd rather die and I
Must get a thrill from
Making you cry

But, oh, antiquated girl!