[Verse 1]
Hey, you
I'm not bold or cool or masculine
Maybe you're just waiting for the perfect Latin lover to walk in
(I'm not him)
Between my penis and my chin
Is Camembert and shame
I used to be elegantly thin
I'm sorry, babe, we both missed that train

[Verse 2]
Oh, no
If I follow you, all your girlfriends will know
Then I'll wind up with the other fools
Wasting, wasting his time following you 'round
Another lonely guy with longing in his eye
But you said your man is bringing you down

[Chorus]
Someone sweep me off my feet
I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
I'm lonely but I'm here
Baby, understand, oh
Someone sweep me off my feet

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Someone sweep me off my feet
I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
I'm lonely but I'm here
Baby, understand, oh
Someone sweep me off my feet