[Verse 1]
Once again, I'm slipping into my feminine ways
Pump creatine and skip leg day
Jump as four titans emerge from underground
Debating, "Would you rather be burnt or drowned?"

[Pre-Chorus]
Pump fists, drunk on the stench of fraternity
Haloed by memories of benching eternity
Head polished to a mirror for Athena
Goodbye, Nana A and stay strong, Nana Tina

[Chorus]
Before the America's Cup
It was sailors and junkies
Pescatores and bikies
Before the America's Cup
Never heard of methadone
Never called the shelter home
Never went to bed alone
Alan was a rolling stone
Uh-huh (Woo)

[Verse 2]
Once again, I'm slipping up to my hominid gait
Kiss soil, crack vertebrate
I'm cocksure as a man jumping off a cliff
Top-heavy head, cigarette and a quiff
[Pre-Chorus]
Slunk back drunk to the den of uncertainty
Crying a fantasy of bleeding maternity

[Chorus]
Before the America's Cup
It was sailors and junkies
Pescatores and bikies
Before the America's Cup
Never heard of methadone
Never called the shelter home
Never went to bed alone
Alan was a rolling stone
Uh-huh

[Bridge]
Victrol, Chronos and COSCO
OOCL China Shipping and Maersk
The whale I sent on K Line and Tex
Ocean Network Express

[Outro]
Before the America's Cup
It was sailors and junkies
Pescatores and bikies
Before the America's Cup
Never heard of methadone
Never called the shelter home
Before the America's Cup
It was sailors and junkies
Pescatores and bikies
Before the America's Cup
Never heard of methadone
Never called the shelter home
Before the America's Cup
It was sailors and junkies
Pescatores and bikies