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The Turtle Skit
[Kool Keith]
"Honey, can you lift up your legs a little bit? I wanna see, um, uh,â
how'sâ
your stomach beenâ
feeling? You've been okay? Okay. How'sâ
your, how's your back? How's your face? Oh, okay. So,âyou'reâsayingâyou are goingâthrough the processâwith your turtles? Are you allergic to anything? Okay. We took our X-rays, and what you are here for is basically that you have a turtle in your body, a turtle in your uterus, and these are things that you practiced, were, that you did at home privately, that we have to take care of. We have patients that come in here all the time that deal with different things. Some guys have rats in their body. Some guys put bugs in their ass. It's all different types of patients we have, but we have a turtle in your uterus, and we're gonna do what we gotta do, and um, how would you like to pay this? Bill or cash? 'Cause we're gonna try to make this arrangement, and, you know, this hospital's about money right now."