[Classical music plays]

[Nurse] Emergency, Dr. Octagon, please go to Room 109. You got a patient with rabies waitin'

[Dr. Octagon walks upstairs, humming to himself. He closes the door to Room 109.]

[Dr. Dooom] What's wrong, Doctor?
[Dr. Octagon] Looks like you're gonna need a bad operation
[Doooom] Oh yeah? You that Dr. Octagon-ass motherfucker, right?
[gun cocks]
[Dooom] I'll tell you what-
[Octagon] No, put the gun away, no!
[Dooom] Take this motherfucker [gunshots] and take two of these and call me in the motherfuckin' morning. I'm Dr. Dooom