[Verse 1]
Well I love her
But she loves to bitch
I spend all day inside this house getting yelled at for stupid shit
But today I met her at the door
I told her she would have to choose
If continues to yell at me
She'll have to pack all her stuff and leave
And she’s gotta be gone by noon

[Chorus]
But then she showed me her titties
And I shut up
I was about to let her have it
But then...
She showed me her butt, and then I remembered
Why I made this crazy girl my wife
'Cause she's got nice titties
And a big ol’ butt
And that's what I like

[Verse 2]
Now there's a chance
Her yoga pants are gonna persuade me today
That ass is so fat and her boobs are perfect
Oh darling go ahead and bitch away
[Chorus]
She showed me her titties
Then I shut up
I was about to lay into her
But then...
She put my hand on her but, and then I remembered
Why I made this psychopath my wife
'Cause she's got nice titties
And a big ol' butt
And that's what I like

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
She's got nice titties
And a big ol’ butt
And that’s what I like