[MATTHEW]
Some boys will bring your flowers
Some will even serenade

[JESSI]
But you and me will while away the hours
Just a-dishin' and a-throwin' shade

[JESSI/MATTHEW]
Forever side by side
Through snark and snide
I'm stuck to you like glue

[MATTHEW]
So, honey, who needs
Who needs a boy when I got you?

[JESSI/MATTHEW]
And I never expect you to hold me tight
And lock me in your loving gaze
But I know I'll have a shoulder to cry on

[MATTHEW]
That is, if I were inclined to such pathetic displays

[JESSI/MATTHEW]
Guys may come and guys may go
And we'll size 'em up in half a glance
[CONNIE]
Say, Maury, these kids got some chemistry

[MAURY]
Nope, she'll never get into his pants
[spoken] Sorry

[JESSI/MATTHEW]
Maybe someday, we'll find true love
And drift apart like friends will do

[MATTHEW]
But 'till then

[JESSI]
Who needs a boy

[MATTHEW]
Some moron that soon will annoy
I ask ya

[JESSI/MATTHEW]
Who needs a boy
When I got you?