[Intro: Big Tasty]
Barry Goldberg, JTP, William Penn Academy
Fighting Quakers, North Philly, Principal Bale

[Verse 1: Big Tasty & (Johnny Atkins)]
Coach Mellor is good at sports
And wears those tiny shorts
Cecil the Janitor
Is mopping up the hall
(Yeah, he's mopping up something I spilled this morning!)

Mister Glassgot is a nerd, a feathered Locklear is his bird
Miss Gonzol, Espanol, Lunchlady is really old
Mister Woodburn is so mean, Cinnemint is the drama queen
Then there's Doc, throwing chalk
Burnouts, nerds and jocks, Jamie Whydesman is real hot
Tas money, Dave Kim, Chad Kremp, what's up with him?
Jackie and my brother, Adam
My sensei is my Grandad

[Pre-Chorus: Big Tasty]
Watch me flip this on the floor, I can't take it anymore!

[Chorus: JTP]
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it