[Verse 1]
Parasite wins Oscar gold
Flames engulf the west coast
Brexit fever, Cats in theaters kinda needs a patch
Australian brush ignites
Harvey Weinstein doin' time
Isabelle + Doom Guy, what a perfect match

[Interlude 1]
"So uh, with that in mind - rest assured:
The 2020s are going to be fucking horrifying"

[Verse 2]
Kobe, Fauci, Tiger King
Quibi tried to be a thing
Chris D'Elia wants to feel ya, UFOs are real
First Avenger penis pics
Furniture with trafficked kids
Somethin's tryna come from China, probl'y no big deal

[Interlude 2: Donald Trump & journalists]
"It's a little like the regular flu, that we have flu shots for. And we'll essentially have a flu shot for this, in a fairly quick manner."
"It's like the more I learn about this, the less there is to worry about."
"I was about to say the same thing!"
"Now it's turning out it's not just old people, Bob."
[Verse 3]
Disinfecting surfaces
Toilet paper shortages
Masks, gloves, quarantine
Karens making public scenes
Michael Bloomberg buys his way
Right into the #DemDebates
Bullied off the stage, kept women in NDAs
Murder hornets, 90 Day
Lennon rolling in his grave
Economic disarray
Thousands dead in USA
Protests in the street
BLM and "I Can't Breathe"
Beirut, smithereens
Biden is the nominee!

[Interlude 3: Joe Biden]
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing"
"...Lying dog-faced pony soldier. You said you were, but you're... Now you gotta be honest, I’m gonna be honest with you"

[Verse 4]
Comic Con, E3, cancelled indefinitely
Social distancing at every gathering
Kim Jong Un may be dead
Empty seats at sports events
Toobin on a Zoom call
Maxwell on a roll call
Trump gets COVID, RBG
Twitch streaming with AOC
Pre-order a PS5, can you press F5 in time?
Smash pros touching kids
Mysterious monoliths
CD Projekt Red delays
Weeks worth of Election Day
[Interlude 4]
"The Biden crime family is stealing the election!
The media’s covering it up!
The Biden crime family is stealing this election!
The media’s covering it up!
The Biden crime family is stealing this election...!"

[Verse 5]
Trump wins in his head
Biden takes the vote instead
Venezuelan vote machines
Mail-in ballots, absentee
Stimulus, lockdown
Sidney Powell shot down
50 cases killed in court
"Last of Us 2" Game Awards
OnlyFans, Belle Delphine
Bankruptcy at Chuck E. Cheese
Right-Wing Goya Beans
Pfizer's got the vaccine!

[Chorus]
We didn't stop the virus
It's been tryin' to find us
Since the skies ignited
We didn't stop the virus
No, we didn't stop it
But we might just top it
[Verse 6]
Harry Styles wore a dress
Ben Shapiro in distress
Giuliani hair dye, Mitch McConnell's devil eyes
Cyberpunk at 10 frames
Lawsuits filed and underway
Cardi's WAP, Blinding Lights and Rain on Me
Fall Guys, Among Us
Chief gets on the Battle Bus
COVID's got a new strain
Poppin' up in the UK
Persons dead: 300k
Better luck another day
Are we done? Should we run?
Maybe 2020 won (2021)!

[Chorus]
We didn't stop the virus
It's been tryin' to find us
Since the skies ignited
We didn't stop the virus
No, we didn't stop it
But it still goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
And on, and on, and on, and on

[Outro]
We didn't stop the virus
We didn't stop the virus
We didn't stop the virus
We didn't stop the virus