[Verse 1]
Parasite wins Oscar gold
Flames engulf the west coast
Brexit fever, Cats in theaters kinda needs a patch
Australian brush ignites
Harvey Weinstein doin' time
Isabelle + Doom Guy, what a perfect match

[Interlude 1]
"So uh, with that in mind - rest assured:
The 2020s are going to be f**king horrifying"

[Verse 2]
Kobe, Fauci, Tiger King
Quibi tried to be a thing
Chris D'Elia wants to feel ya, UFOs are real
First Avenger p*n*s pics
Furniture with trafficked kids
Somethin's tryna come from China, probl'y no big deal

[Interlude 2: Donald Trump & journalists]
"It's a little like the regular flu, that we have flu shots for. And we'll essentially have a flu shot for this, in a fairly quick manner."
"It's like the more I learn about this, the less there is to worry about."
"I was about to say the same thing!"
"Now it's turning out it's not just old people, Bob."