Billy Joel
Most Racist Song Ever (Parody)
Cracker darkie, coolie hebe, Alabama porch-monkey
Wetback fatty, pickaninny, limey oreo
Jungle bunny, injun jap, happy hadji, hairyback
Christ-killer, beaner apple, golliwog gringo

Camel jockey towelhead, harbor-bomber, yellow-red
Cocoa-Puff, slant-eye, shine redneck, mick, mogli
Prairie-n***a, heinee, dago-wop, Habibi
Buddha-head, ass-pirate, Aunt Jemima, gypsy!

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Beaner, alligator bait, faggots, quashee, begger, slave
Wonder Bread, kraut macaque, muzzie, spoke, spade
Bohunk, cholo, frog, greaseball, nig-nog
Gook, Guido, honky, patty, dot-head ape
Redskin, zambo, pancake-face, polak
Nig-toad, kunta, ching-chong, moolie, kike
Raghead, peckerwood, sandnigger, eight-ball
Pikey, dykey, border-hopper, hillbilly, jigaboo

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred
Curry-muncher, eggplant, grape-stomper, Mexican
Shyster, niglet, goombah, mayonnaise
Uncle Tom, gravelbelly, square old, guinea, cheeser, whitey
Pole smoker, hook-nose, twobag, niggertoes

A-a-aah

Rice paddy, salty, smurf, spic, trailer trash
Red-sea pedestrian, white devil, queer ass
Lemonhead, leprechaun, mandingo, Push-Button
Buppie, paki, gook, featherhead, wigger, spook

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

Halfrican, Hay Seed, Jerry, retard, kiwi
Midnight, kung-fu, mud-nacho, mexijew
Nazi, negro, nappy hair, beanpicker, welfare
Yenta, yoko, zebra, twinkie, yoyo
Stovepipe, Popolo, potato eater, polio
Oven-dweller, ese, knob-gobbler, hoser-gay

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred
Herring choker, junior mints, panda, river crosser, squint
Powder, pork chop, redskin, 'tater tot
Wagon-burner, windchime, macaroni, meat-pie
Long jockey, honky, rug-rider, tar baby

Tunnel digger, wahoo, watermelon, matzah, roo
Brillo pad, bumper lips, horse-gums, half-dicks
Chicaninny, rice queen, schvartze, amoyo, yankee
Penny-chaser, table-face, we are all the human race!

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred
Hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred, hatred

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred

I don't mean to be offensive
I'm just pissed that the words exist
Please don't get defensive
It would just be great if
There be no more hatred
I don't mean to be offensive