[Chorus]
They make the beers so cheap
May as well make 'em free
Almost missed my train home
By the skin on my teeth
To the front of the yard
With the boys and the dogs
Gettin' drunk as a skunk
'Til we're seeing the stars

[Verse]
I got the boys out drinking for a fun-fest
His stomach's upset, I said I don't care
I saw his face turn purple like a sunset
Said "Are we done yet?", I said I don't care

So pass me more of the wine
Drink a quarter a time
Fireworks in the sky
Like it's Fourth of July
Every day that goes by
Is a day I don't die
Call me Harry Styles
I'm a sign of the times

[Bridge]
But I know you don't like being home on your own
So you'll stay by my side
And I'll never ever ever ever ever let you go
[Chorus]
They make the beers so cheap
May as well make 'em free
Almost missed my train home
By the skin on my teeth
To the front of the yard
With the boys and the dogs
Gettin' drunk as a skunk
'Til we're seeing the stars

They make the beers so cheap
May as well make 'em free
Almost missed my train home
By the skin on my teeth
To the front of the yard
With the boys and the dogs
Gettin' drunk as a skunk
'Til we're seeing the stars

[Outro]
'Cause I've been running for miles
'Cause I've been running for miles
'Cause I've been running for miles
'Cause I've been running for miles
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