Way up in Harlem at a table for two
There was four of us
Me, your big feet, and you
From your ankles up, you sure are neat
But from there down there’s just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, cause your feets too big
Your gal she loves you, she thinks you’re nice
She claims you got everything to take her to paradise
She likes your loving
She likes your grace
But man oh man them things is too big
Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, cause your feets too big
Say your pedal extremities are colossal
But, to me you ain’t nothing but an old fossil
Yes, you got me walking, talking and squawking
Cause your feets too big
Yes, your feets too big
Can’t stand you cause your feets too big
Say I can’t tolerate you, I really hate you, cause your feets too big
Your pedal extremities are a bit obnoxious
One never knows do one