Robot Chicken
Slight Weapons Malfunction
Han Solo, Luke Skywalker disguised as stormtroopers and Chewbacca kill three stormtroopers in the Death Star's detention center. The intercom beeps.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

What's happened up there?!

Han and Luke take off their helmets and look at each other in worry. Han rushes over to the intercom.

[Han Solo]

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction. But, everything's perfectly alright now. We're... fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

We're sending a squad up.

[Han Solo]

Uh, negative. We have a reactor leak here, now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak; very dangerous.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

There's no reactor on that floor.

[Han Solo]

Yes, well-

Han grabs a nearby manual and skims through it.

[Han Solo]

I talked to...Dave Johnson in stormtrooper engineering and he said there is a reactor here.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

Dave Johnson? Hang on one second. Okay, I have Dave Johnson on the line. Dave, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?

[Dave Johnson (Intercom)]

Uh, no. No. There's no reactor there.

Han Solo tosses the book.

[Han Solo]

Well, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm staring straight at a reactor. Maybe Vader had it installed yesterday.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

Hang on a second.

Darth Vader's breathing is heard over the intercom.

[Darth Vader (Intercom)]

What do you want?

Han starts to panic and Chewbacca rolls next to Han with his bowcaster armed looking for Vader.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

Lord Vader, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?

Han tells Chewbacca to shush.

[Darth Vader (Intercom)]

Uh, not that I know of. Hang on one second. Sheila, can you get me the plans to the Death Star? Okeydokey. Got the plans here. Let me have a look.

Han looks at Chewbacca and he shrugs in confusion. Chewbacca points at something and Han looks in worry. Chewbacca sneaks off and Han notices that he snuck away.

[Darth Vader (Intercom)]

No reactor that I can see. But, might as well put one in. There's always room for another reactor.

[Imperial Officer (Intercom)]

We'll send a team up to build the new reactor.

[Han Solo]

Uh, no, no. Not necessary. We've got it under control.

Han shoots the intercom.

[Han Solo]

Boring conversation, anyway. Okay, let's build this reactor.