You get on with life as a robber
You're a porky kinda person
You like breeding guppies on Sundays
You like playing chess in the week
You like to contemplate trifle
But when you start to daydream
Your mind turns straight to pavlova

Tralala tralala...

You like to use words like 'righteo,'
You like to use words like 'splendid.'
You like to use words about trifle
But when you stop your talking
Your mind turns straight to pavlova

Tralala tralala...

You like to hang out with Laura
You like to kick back with Alice
But when left alone
Your mind turns straight to pavlova

Tralala tralala...

You're not too fond of losing card games
You really hate falling over
But you just think back to pavlova
And you're happy once again