[Verse 1]
Sympathy's a funny thing
Sometimes I just ain't got the time for it
And I don't like your face, your brain, your words
Or even your hindquarters
But sometimes when you're away
You are all that's on my mind
I wanna share a smile
And engage your observations
I don't like when you're unhappy
I don't like when you cry
I just want you to have a bad day

[Chorus]
I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
I set a curse for you today, whoa oh
Everything'll be okay

[Verse 2]
You put pollen in my bloodstream
Your arms are cemetery gates
I don't like when you're unhappy
But I don't like it either when you're great
When I'm hurling expletives at red lights
I'm always talking to you
And every time I light my cigarettes
I hope that your heart's burning too
[Chorus]
I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
I set a curse for you today, whoa oh
Everything'll be okay
I hope it's worse for you today, whoa oh
I want it bad for you today, whoa oh
I set a curse for you today, whoa oh
Everything'll be okay

[Outro]
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh
I want it worse for you today
I want it bad for you, oh oh