[Verse 1]
So many beaches used to be cities
Bones ground up in your oyster shells
Homes ground up in your sand castles
Dreams all buried in the ocean swells

[Chorus]
Take exit thirty five on the left just right up here
See the earth for what it's worth
Get yourself a souvenir
I'd probably boil the water if I swam in this mood
She said "I'd just end it all if I was you"

[Verse 2]
I've got that ice cream man tinnitus
All I hear is "The Entertainer"
"I'm laughing at your problems"
Said the irritated doctor to the patient

[Chorus]
Take exit thirty five on the left just right up here
See the earth for what it's worth
Get yourself a souvenir
I'd probably boil the water if I swam in this mood
She said "I'd just end it all if I was you"
[Guitar solo]

[Chorus]
Take exit thirty five on the left just right up here
See the earth for what it's worth
Get yourself a souvenir
I'd probably boil water if I swam in this mood
She said "I'd just end it all if I was you"