Riz Ahmed
Tiger Hologram
[Hook: Riz MC]
She's a tiger hologram
I see her there like a tiger hologram
I spy on her like a tiger hologram
Girls scratch me up like a tiger hologram

[Verse 1: Heems]
I'm the best dude
Eat the best food
I was gonna text you
Sorry I made a mess boo
I'm anxious trying to impress you
Yeah I drank too much
Momma always say I think too much
Whatever I'll be in the club
Just trying to make love

I got to take a shit
I hope the toilet ain't dirty
We could get together tonight
But I'm sure eventually you'll probably hurt me
I'm a sensitive thug, I'm a sad man, a bad man
Also a lot of women say I'm pretty rad man

Yeah
You like dancing?
What's your favourite insect mama?
Praying mantis?
I like that one
It looks like a stick sometimes
Whats up with you?
Trying to go home?
Maybe you like the dick sometimes?
[Hook: Riz MC]
She's a tiger hologram
Spot her in the corner like a tiger hologram
Put her on my wall like a tiger hologram

[Verse 2: Riz MC]
You're cute, what's your name?
Alright then allow you; it's a numbers game
But I got to get numbers to play
But they want to check my funds and my pay
Yo I'm bored of this lameness
Yeah I'm poor but in Shoreditch I'm famous
They give me bare free Adidas trainers you know
You should think about having that face lift you ho
What? I was negging you
If you're not on it I'm not bothered then your friend will do
You mention with me be me thinking you would like
A British guy with brown eyes
Minus four prescription
Yeah yours?
Nah yeah I wear contact lenses
Nah yeah daily disposables
Nah you get used to it it's minor
Back up in the studio with liners
Take me back to foam party day timers
Reebok Classics fake Iceberg, shaped side burns
And when the grime flows was all one liners
[Hook: Riz MC]
Like a tiger hologram
She's rare like a tiger hologram
Catch your eye like a tiger hologram
Scratch you up like a tiger hologram
She's two dimensional but she moves in a threatening way
Like a tiger hologram
She's rare like a tiger hologram
Bruv, she's a tiger hologram