[Intro]
Man what the (fuck) is this stupid ass TikTok (shit)
I put a video up of me eating a (fucking) Kinder egg
And now I'm meeting Ellen
Meeting (fucking) Oprah, what is this (shit)
TikTok is so (fucking) stupid
Man, I need to make a song about it to get some mother(fucking) bricks, bitch!

[Chorus 1]
TikTok, TikTok
Making a meme on TikTok
TikTok, TikTok
I'ma hit a dab on TikTok

[Verse 1]
Made a video of me taking a shit
Fifty thousand likes man, I just made a hit
If you like TikTok, you're probably a kid
If you're an adult you might be (retarded)

[Chorus 1]
TikTok, TikTok
Making a meme on TikTok
TikTok, TikTok
I'ma hit a dab on TikTok
[Verse 2]
Watch out kiddo, that's Bill Cosby
Don't go near him, it could get nasty
Oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo
Pedophile

[Chorus 2]
TikTok, TikTok
Pedophile on TikTok
TikTok, TikTok
Pedophile on TikTok