[Chorus: Vintage]
I'm playin' Minecraft, I'm punchin' some trees
Full diamond armor, bitch, I am a king
64 diamonds, that shit make me cream
Kissin' my homies, goodnight, sweet dreams
I'm playin' Minecraft, I'm punchin' some trees
Full diamond armor, bitch, I am a king
64 diamonds, that shit make me cream
Kissin' my homies, goodnight, sweet dreams

[Verse 1: Prophet]
That was gay
Ay, ay, kissin' my homies, goodnight, sweet dreams
Go outside the night, phantoms, they scream
Beatin' my wood, like I chop trees
Herobrine bitch, that's my baby
Ay, I chill inside the woodland mansion
Ay, gay porn in the chat, and I spam it
Ay, MC Prophet, I'm so handsome
Ay, Creeper pussy, I'ma snatch it
Hey, Vintage, I think I'm gay
But when I touch kids, they say that's not okay
That, don't make no sense, I'll play some MC today
And put on a girl skin, and just catfish away

[Verse 2: Vintage]
Hey, Prophet, I think that I'm trans
You'll see a pussy, when I have no pants
Joinin' a server, bitch I'll leave you banned
Playin' on Skyblock, I need some more land
Go to the End, within the first hour
Level 30 enchants, gimme all the power
Playin' five days in a row, no shower
Pull up on your bitch, I'll bring her a game of fuckin' tower
Ride on my horse wit' your bitch, she holdin' tight
Beds together, we be fuckin' all night
Lots of pleasure, when I find ores to mine
When my dog died, you can bet I was cryin'
[Bridge: Vintage]
Thick butts, got my wrist cut
While I'm playin' with a thick fuck
Gettin' tricked up
Ahh, Creeper that gon' explode
Got a big load
When I'm jerkin' it, and I piss though
Little bitch hoe
Gotta ban you

[Chorus: Vintage]
I'm playin' Minecraft, I'm punchin' some trees
Full diamond armor, bitch, I am a king
64 diamonds, that shit make me cream
Kissin' my homies, goodnight, sweet dreams
I'm playin' Minecraft, I'm punchin' some trees
Full diamond armor, bitch, I am a king
64 diamonds, that shit make me cream
Kissin' my homies, goodnight, sweet dreams