[Intro: Lil Eli]
Hey teacher, um, can I have the hall pass?
'Cause you know the librarian, well she has a really fat ass
And I'm tryna go see that
I mean, I mean I gotta go pee that's what I was meant to say

[Chorus: Lil Eli]
Hey teacher, can I have a hall pass?
So I can see the librarian with the fat ass
Even though I'm only twelve, I got a boner
And I'm too focussed on her ass to do my homework
Ooh yeah, yah, she come on over my way
She said she gon' tutor me on Friday
I'm about to learn typing on computers
By a forty year old tutor that's a cougar

[Verse 1: Lil Eli]
Hippity hoppity you broke into my property
Got so much cash you would think it's monopoly
I'm fucking these MILFs and nobody's stopping me
This shit's like magic, bibbity bobbidy
[?] my name is Clouse
Sparked in the tree, in the magic treehouse
She bending over, you can see down her blouse
Yeah this is very wrong, she has kids and a spouse
Then she came over, I turned on reading rainbow
She quickly went from librarian to a hoe, woah
I busted in one minutes time
I think that she's gonna get some jail time
[Chorus: Lil Eli]
And I said, hey teacher, can I have a hall pass?
So I can see the librarian with the fat ass
Even though I'm only twelve, I got a boner
And I'm too focussed on her ass to do my homework
Ooh yeah, she come on over my way
And she said she gon' tutor me on Friday
I'm about to learn typing on computers
By a forty year old tutor that's a cougar

[Verse 2: MC Kudge]
Okay my teacher give me boner
I show her, I bend her over and bone her
Like I go to the teachers lounge and get me a soda
I told her I keep her n***s in my class folder
She show me her boobs, older girls never let me tap what I told her
'Cause I'll tap that fat ass
If she lets me pass that class
Put it in her butt, pass that gas
Bank income, loaded like brass
She look at me like Kudge
I just really wanna fuck
But I'll give you an F
If you don't make me nut

[Outro: MC Kudge]
So, uh, long story short, I didn't make her nut
So now I gotta re-take English but like
That's cool, I still hit it tho