[Intro: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Young Dan on the beat
You're not on the beat, Dan!
What's Gucci?
I'd like to thank the fam, and all my supporters
And Action Bronson

[Verse 1: Young Dan]
Cooking the trap, uh
Crooking the crack, uh
Hitting this rap, uh
Everything I say is subliminal
But my rhymes ain’t minimal
Imma pass this shit off to BR, bryuk!

[Verse 2: bryuk420]
Uh, yo
Fuck your bitch, blow coke blow snow
Sniffing blow, off your bitch’s titties bitch
She’s a little bitty bitch
But I still fuck the small hoes
Yeah I still fuck the small hoes
Because I rep for the east side, west side, bayside
North side, South side, that’s right I’m global
I’m all over
And I’m fucking bitches costal
Talking sex on the beach
But I ain’t talking about the drink
Unless we’re talking about that lean

[Verse 3: HG $hellz]
Rapping everywhere
Fresh coming out of the dojo
Everyone wants to know if my name is JoJo
But it’s not
HG $hellz in the motherfucker
Mother truckers coming to me
Asking me if I see their bumpers
Is their driving good?
I don’t give a shit because I’m from the hood
Highlands Ranch, fuck her for days
I don’t eat mayonnaise because it comes from eggs
You know that shit goes right to your legs
But I’m putting all of these rappers down a peg

[Verse 4: bryuk420]
Uh, in your legs bitch
Eat some eggs bitch, yeah
You know I’m like Ike from smash bros, that’s right
You know you like my big old penis girl
You wanna see it girl
But you know that you gotta be it girl
I love all of my bitches equally
One plus one equals me
Honey bunny funny shit you’re saying to me, man

[Bridge 1: HG $hellz]
Sipping soda
Sipping lots of soda
Sipping on soda

[Verse 5: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Swag, lean
Trapping at Home Depot
AKA Hoe Depot
Fucking my bitches left and right
In the parking lot
I don’t give a fuck
I do it wherever I like
Even with Brian’s sister and his mom and his fam
Hold on, turn the-turn the, hold on

[Verse 6: HG $hellz & Young Dan]
That’s some Clue shit
Dan fucking the fam
With a candlestick
Uh, dude, gross, I’d never do that! God!
In the Parlor Room
At Home Depot, bro!
This shit is gonna be your doom
Who’s room is it now?
I’m fucking everyone that is in town, what?

[Verse 7: bryuk420]
Bitch I came through with about
Ten thousand pounds of itch
Talking about a full shipment of ticks
You fucking bitch
Keep it local when you support small businesses motherfucker
Eat a fucking dick

[Bridge 2: Young Dan]
This is Young Dan here, back on the track
Here to publicly apologize and retract his, uh, previous statements

[Verse 8: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Here to fuck around on the track, not me
Oh shit, he’s coming at me in 3D
Bro, you know he has to peepee
Because he has prostate issues
Righteous? More like psychic
Came through and I gave your bitch my big dick

[Bridge 3: Young Dan]
Uh, this is, uh, Young Dan again
A second time here to publicly apologize
Brian, please accept my apology
I did not mean those things
In love and war everything is fair
And especially in the game of rap


[Verse 9: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Flick my BIC
Trick to your bitch
‘Cause I’m coming that quick
I own four 7/11’s
They’re all in Wisconsin
I don’t know what state they’re in
Narcolepsy is no laughing matter
Man when I cum in your bitch she splatter

[Outro: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Hey dude shhhh hey dude hold up my mom is sleeping
Oh I’m, I’m sorry bro
Shhhhhhhhhhhh