[Intro]
Yeah, serious
It's the mic controlla
Jme, mic controlla
Yo, Jme, mic controlla
I control the mics
Yeah yeah

[Verse]
Serious, I know you think you're hench
True say you've got a new weight bench
Hench don't help, 'cause I've got a wrench
And I've got an angry thirst to quench
Trust, fling you over that fence (Trust)
Next time, think about consequence (Trust)
Batty boy, if you had any sense, you would not ask Jme for ten pence
Who are we? We are Meridian Crеwie
Shottin' up man like Hong Kong Phooey
Somе come waste like Banjo Kazooie
Rags fling man to timber Tooie
Serious, hyping up man like Louis
Procedure make Louis commit sui'
All you idiots dun know the crewie
We be worse than the black and bluey
When I'm not on duty
I go home, build tunes on Fruity
I put the TV on mute
Have a drink, but I don't blaze
Left-handed, my mum calls me lefty
I got serious lyrics, they're hefty
And my name ain't Jeff
Can you hear me, are you
My name's Jamie, I am my own person
Shut up, or the situation will worsen
I don't try MC like you, cause I don't want to be like..
I'm a badman
I don't run out of fuel
Any MCs wanna come have a duel?
About you ain't heard of me
You dun know I'm the Jme
Serious, but you're not serious
Chat 'bout serious, can't say serious
'Cause I say serious, and you're not serious (What, yeah)
You wanna get serious? Let's get serious
Chat 'bout serious, and you're not serious ('Nough)
Can't say serious, 'cause I say serious
Wanna get serious? Let's get serious (Yeah)
'Cause you know you can't hack it when I'm serious, serious (Serious)
[Outro]
What? What?
Yeah
[?]
Murda, murda, murda
Serious, I know you think you're hench, but you're not (Yeah)
You're not wide, you're not built (Slaps, slaps)
You're not tonks, you're mogs, get me? (Slaps, slaps)