[Intro: Sa Vich]
Yo, what the fuck
So, so, so let me get this straight
First you send me this just horribly shit recorded track
Like, it´s just pure shit, nothing else to say about it
Then for your second track you ask Zoe for information on me
You ask the person who will be judging on information about me
Dude what?
I mean, I mean, that´s not me, I guess
And you lost anyway
Yeah, that´s right, that´s not me
I guess it´s you though
So who is to blame now? That´s Alasdair

[Chorus: Sa Vich]
Nah, that’s not me
Failing my class, that’s Alasdair
Hey is this weed yours? That’s not me
Who’s is the weed then? That’s Alasdair’s
Alasdair’s wrong, let me kick him down the stairs
Alasdair’s gone, yeah, I fed him to the bears
Well, you know some weird shit happened
Who is to blame now? That’s Alasdair

[Verse 1: Sa Vich]
Dissing you, return of the mac
You saying some weird shit bout 2Pac
I’ma throw your ass in the trunk, in the back
Hacking your snap score, bro, that’s whack (man)
Flashback to paintball when I was trapped
Now the joke’s on you cause these bars got you wrapped
My hoodie is golden, your hoodie is black
Diss me? Bro, you don’t want to do that
And the diss track you sent me was so bad
If you diss me you better fight like Jet Li
Cause your voice was basically empty
It was basically shit, you get me?
Maybe next time, you should go and rehearse
Because right now this track is your curse
Alasdair, fuck-shit, you are the worst
Actually, never mind, Pieter is worse

[Chorus: Sa Vich]
Nah, that’s not me
Failing my class, that’s Alasdair
Hey is this weed yours? That’s not me
Who’s is the weed then? That’s Alasdair’s
Alasdair’s wrong, let me kick him down the stairs
Alasdair’s gone, yeah, I fed him to the bears
Well, you know some weird shit happened
Who is to blame now? That’s Alasdair

[Verse 2: Sa Vich]
Verse 2, were you born on the road, full moon
Because that’s where mistakes happen, its true
Getting friends, it might happen soon
Getting fucking demolished, it´ll happen soon
And why? Because it’s me on the tune
You’re just some mess to clean up, a raccoon
Go at me again and I lock you in my room
But I’m too far in this, it’s already June
Bitch, when you see me, know you should duck
And know that if you don’t, I’ll fuck you up
You’ll be scared and go flee on a bus
Cause it’s always been me v you, no us
You can't diss me, you can only cuss
While my bars explode like Mountain Dew fuzz
I just looked and your texts, be lucky
That I don’t judge like Simon does

[Verse 3: Pola-Bear & Sa Vich]
Alasdair, it’s so easy to see
Why everyone fucking hates you
What’s that? You weren’t expecting me?
Well, I don’t care or even rate you
A nine year old can diss you
When I roast, you gon say “oh gee!”
You think this is a joke?
Well I don’t play jokes, nah, that’s not me
I come surround you, I’m your demon, you can call me a flash mob (uh, huh)
You know, I can see your future
You’ll be broke, depressed, and have no job
Man, I don’t know for sure
But I’m pretty sure, that that’s Alasdair’s
Well for me, this is easy to see
This diss got better once it featured me (let´s go)

[Chorus: Sa Vich]
Nah, that’s not me
Failing my class, that’s Alasdair
Hey is this weed yours? That’s not me
Who’s is the weed then? That’s Alasdair’s
Alasdair’s wrong, let me kick him down the stairs
Alasdair’s gone, yeah, I fed him to the bears
Well, you know some weird shit happened
Who is to blame now? That’s Alasdair
Who is to blame now? Well, not me
Failing my class, that’s Alasdair
Hey is this weed yours? That’s not me
Who’s is the weed then? That’s Alasdair’s
Alasdair’s wrong, let me kick him down the stairs
Alasdair’s gone, yeah, I fed him to the bears
Well, you know some weird shit happened
Who is to blame now? That’s Alasdair

[Outro: Sa Vich]
Yeah, lil bitch
You´re dead, let´s go
Lil bitch, you know
You know we got the dough
And now you´re dead
Oh shit, you lost
Round 2, oh no
Let´s fucking go