[SWAMPMAHN speaking]
Well today I'm going see if any female loves me
Truly I'm a simp not a pimp
Sometimes I cry alone to see who really loves me
Lets see
Lets see who really loves me today?
Hello how you doing?
Um do you love me I just wanted to know
I mean I have love for you as a friend
What? So you calling me a simp?

[Girl speaking]
I'm just saying you need to find some pussy
Find a girl
But I wanna be with you though
Na n***a
Are you serious?
Listen bro
Your a bill
Like the guy I'm talking to you got 4.0 GPA in college
Then I can't be with you bro

[SWAMPMAHN speaking]
So your telling me your dating people for business?

[Girl speaking]
For business?!?!?!?!
That's right for i can have a set future, in my you know in my life
But I can give you a set future
YEA DUDE WHAT SET FUTURE?!?!?! THIS REAL LIFE FOOL!!!
[SWAMPMAHN speaking]
Yea I know this is real life
I told this is real life and got mad
So she broke with me
Guess I don't have a girlfriend anymore
So yea still love my life though
Have good night, good afternoon, morning
FUCK I HATE MY LIFE