[FRIENDS]
Bobbie
Bobbie
Bobbie honey
Bobbie sweetie
Bobbie
Bobbie darling
Bobbie, we've been trying to reach you
Bobbie bubbi
Angel, I've got something to tell you
Sweetie
Kiddo
Bobbie love
Bobbie honey
Bobbie, it's important or I wouldn't call
Bobbie baby
Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Bobby, look, I know how you hate it and all
Sweetie
Bobbie baby
But this is something special
Not that you don't know a lot of lovely guys, but

Bobbie, come on over for dinner!
There's someone we want you to meet!
Bobbie, come on over for dinner!
This guy from the office
My best friend from high-school
It'll just be the four of us
You'll looooooooooooooooooove him!
[JOANNE]
Have I got a guy for you!
Wait till you meet him!
Have I got a guy for you, doll!
Who, doll!
Smart! But with a weakness for Sazerac slings!
You give him even the fruit and he swings
The kind of stud you can't send through the mails!
Call me tomorrow, I want the details

[JENNY]
Have I got the man for you!
Wait till you meet him!
Have I got the man for you, kid!
Who, kid!
Smooth! He's into all those exotic mystiques-
The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques
They say he knows more than seventy-five
Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!

[WIVES]
Have I got a guy for you!
Wait till you meet him!
Have I got a guy for you, girl!
Who, girl!
Girl! To be in your shoes what I wouldn't give!
I mean the freedom to go out and live!
And as for settling down and all that
Marriage may be where it's been, but it's not where it's at
Whaddya like? You like coming home to a kiss?
Somebody with a smile at the door?
Whaddya like? You like indescribable bliss?
Then whaddya wanna get married for?
Whaddya like? You like laughter filling your days?
Somebody on your side evermore?
Whaddya like? You like constant showers of praise?
Then whaddya wanna get married for?
Whaddya wanna get married for?
Whaddya wanna get married for?
Whaddya wanna get married for?